Unknowingly, Adam was transpondered to Earth during the night when fell asleep, and woke up in the morning on the grass. Beside him was his fully-nude girlfriend, Eve, sleeping peacefully like a baby dinosaur.He shook her shoulder and whispered: “Uh… bitch, where are we now? And what time is it?”
“Come on babe, certainly you are f***ed out by those Jack Dees. We are still in Heaven! Ah, shit, it’s the first of January, right? I have to take a creambath,” she said with a sigh.
Adam looked stupidly at his rib-mate (the first day on Earth, he hadn’t found his soulmate.) Her smile was so beautiful, and the shape of her naked body exposed to the sunlight was really a punch. It could make her be the first Miss Universe on Earth –with no valuation on virginity, of course. Among her rivals were those Neanderthal girls, whose face and body posture cannot be compared to hers in every way.
Then he observed the situation: a strange lonely place surrounded by strange vegetations. He think, “Maybe she is right! We two of us have been left here without any other companion. We can do whatever we want… what a Heaven on Earth!” Still, he couldn’t understand why they should be moved here, without any specific reason and hadn’t been given any mission from God.
But maybe there is a reason! The night before it, they had a drinking party. It was only two of them, a pair of human beings –plus several dark angels called “the celestial bad boys.” It was the craziest party ever seen at a club named “The Tree of Knowledge” –the hottest spot for partygoers in Heaven. They sung and danced to the loud music played by you-know-who-he-is. Wine and liquors were poured endlessly. All of them were getting too high that they didn’t notice the presence of Gabriel, who immediately reported it to God.
God was not angry though, but He decided to make an important absolution: Heaven is a sacred place that should not be polluted by such a human activity, so that Earth can be the right playground for human beings. But why? The question is left for us to be brought along our journey of life.
I understand that some of you will not accept my not-so-speculative theory. I myself don’t believe it! But as I see, many of us are so “religious” by celebrating the castaway moment and still following this ancestral tradition: heavy drinking and partying at the night before the New Year’s Day, ahahah…..
Happy Nu Year, fellas !
Anonymous said,
January 2, 2007 at 3:15 am
ck ck ck…..
Dear Mr. Bird
I did it too!!
“heavy drinking and partying at the night before The New Year”
with all the people that i didnt know well, *maybe those celestial badboys*
have that problem too:
I waked up in the morning in a strange place,
didnt know where I am …
in heaven..or earth…(shit I,m not Eve…!!!)
But one thing i really sure..
this place isnt the place where I belongs to
But I know that I must live here, survive here
New year is new life
venus said,
January 2, 2007 at 11:45 am
hepi nu year juga, bulungkutelbang
mpokwewet said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:00 am
Happy NEw Year
Nenni said,
January 3, 2007 at 8:37 am
I don’t know somehow….I’m kinda like those not-so-speculative theory. Refreshing, like put evertything behind and have a laught for a while….
Me myself don’t believe it…hahahahha…
Happy have an orange pants…
bunglon_imut said,
January 3, 2007 at 10:51 pm
gue termasuk orang yg nganggep malem taun baru itu ga ada bedanya sama malem pergantian hari yg lain.
orang yg sependapat ama gue adalah agus, malem taun baru dia nginep di kamar gue, nonton dvd, trus tidur pagi entah jam berapa. gue sendiri jam 2 udah tidur…
siangnya dia bangun, trus ketemuan sama cowo yg nelponin dia semaleman.
bunglon_imut said,
January 3, 2007 at 10:54 pm
nambah lagi deh.. sebelum nginep di kamar gue, kita memutuskan untuk beli makanan ringan di mal. Soalnya isi kulkas gue udah terkuras abis.
Dan hal yg paling menyebalkan di malam tahun baru adalah, mal tutup sebelum jam 8. Akhirnya gue dan agus berlarian ke kios2 kecil yg jual makanan ringan.
Jadi hal yang paling menyebalkan di tahun baru adalah, tempat perbelanjaan tutup lebih cepat.
Bagi anda yg memiliki jiwa bisnis, bisa memanfaatkan fenomena ini dengan membuka tempat perbelanjaan khusus di malam tahun baru.
BuRuNG said,
January 4, 2007 at 12:31 am
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BuRuNG said,
January 4, 2007 at 12:39 am
My gratitude…
* buat anonymous, thanks for dropping by.. selamat menempuh hidup baru, semoga party di bulan February itu berjalan lancar..
*venus, makasiiiih…
*mpokwewet, makasih atas kunjungannya?? btw lo temennya firdaus casciscus kan?:D
*nenni, glad to be appreciated…
*bunglon, jelasin deh bahwa agus yang lo maksud itu agustina kaan?? (salam buat dia!) hihi.. akhirnya taon baru kemaren gw malah molor kok.. dari jam 08.00 ampe jam 00.00 kebangun suara kembang api ama mercon! …gw begadangannya siang hari.. biasa lah, kalong tuh kalo begadangan siang hari, setaon sekali pula
)
SC4RLET LETTER said,
January 4, 2007 at 12:49 am
Heppi nyu yer ya my contong….
Wish the best and the brightest year for jij.
Nghh…kirain kowe yg nginep gus woahahahaa…
Dah ah ntr g kena Disclaimer lg
hiks….
Alles gute aja yah.
Ehhh iya, kapan ke rumah g ambil ntuhhhh..dodol keburu melar jd gelang deh. si lintu jg kasian tuh abis mecahin barang2 praktek. 2 X 24 jam hrs diambil, kalo ga wajib lapor RT
rinnie said,
January 4, 2007 at 8:15 am
Cool story.. hihi…
were they really doing that? hihi.. if not that you really have a briliant imagination..
Salam kenal ..
Kana said,
January 4, 2007 at 2:09 pm
aku ngga pake heavy drinking sih.. tapi party all nite nya iyah.. duren party maksudnyah… bangun pagi kepala tetep pusing… :S
btw, Adam bukannyah lagi ilang dari bumi? berarti dy ketemu Eve yg baru yupz! trus transported kemana dunkz sekarang??? =p
dria said,
January 9, 2007 at 8:26 pm
oom burung,
the story is about a drunk man named Adam and his fully-nude girlfriend.
it can’t end like this.
dirty story, please!
dirty!
dirty!–>